adultnapped:

isn’t it creepy that from the day you are born you start to die

hooddoggy:

person: chris watch out! youre about to get your crocs wet!

me: I KNOW! its OK! crocs are made from a foam resin called croslite, which is made out of a polymer called ethylene-vinyl acetate! so theyre completely water proof!

lukehemmingssmut:

this really cute customer came in today and i asked him how he was paying and he said ‘hasta la visa baby’ and then he blushed and cleared his throat and was like ‘um.. visa please’ and i kinda wanna marry him

squirrellol:

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lordofthejohnlock:

when your song comes on out of nowhere and you just

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yoncehaunted:

when the teacher answers your question but you still don’t understand 

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rupsidaisy:

"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead

bagmilk:

presenting in class like

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pulpdrinker:

i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male

pulpdrinker:

i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male

missambear:

Rest In Peace Robin Williams 

missambear:

Rest In Peace Robin Williams 


when you taking a sneaky picture and the flash go off

when you taking a sneaky picture and the flash go off

edenwolfie:

my year 8 students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of home on $2000 a month and I find this written on there help I can’t fucking breathe

edenwolfie:

my year 8 students had to do a budgeting activity pretending they were living out of home on $2000 a month and I find this written on there help I can’t fucking breathe