spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care

gollums-new-best-friend:

chileanboyvstheworld:

this guy is a guardian of the galaxy 

I feel safer already

stability:

people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with

sleeve:

late night breakdowns are my speciality

when youre at a concert does it suddenly hit you at random moments that the band are real people and not just pictures on the internet

sextradite:

ridge:

IM REALLY TIRED OF PARENTS THINKING THAT EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET IS A PREDATOR 

ikr wanna meet up and talk about it so where do you live?

fuck-yeah-itsmike:

~
148

quixotic-fallen-angel:

fur-hildegard:

very very very below average

16 years without doing it once.  I, good sir/madam/variationthereupon am a statistical anomaly.

"Being married someday is going to be so cool. like you get to come home to your best friend every single day and just do life together."
unknown (via amortizing)

unpopuler:

I would rather punch myself in the face than go to school

gifss-heaveen:

Daily new gifs !